The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
We got so high we made milksteak
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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