They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
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so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
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Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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