This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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