i may or may not be watching the land before time
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
there is puke in my bra ... again
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