Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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