using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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