You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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