I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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