I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
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Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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