I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
sex in a hospital.. check
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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