You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
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We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
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I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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