Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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