We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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