If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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