Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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