i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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