god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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