Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
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Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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