go do what you do best...puke behind churches
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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