O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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