It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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