So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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