she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
How does it feel to date your dad?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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