And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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