David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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