We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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