nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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