But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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