drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
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Oh Jesus.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Gay?
German.
Pity.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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