What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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