Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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