My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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