"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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