Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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