Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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