marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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