? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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