no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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