: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Please, let me fuck your mom
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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