i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
There's even glitter on my cock...
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