I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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