Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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