I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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