It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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