Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
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The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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