I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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