We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Randomize
