i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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