So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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