I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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