C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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