butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
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It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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