walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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