drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
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If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
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I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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