butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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