We're like a lot better than the average bears
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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