I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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