Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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