i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I understand Curling. That high.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
