R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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