I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
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